We (might) be Strokin'

A coworker tipped me off to this interesting tidbit from Curbed yesterday:

"The Stroke Heard Round the Slope

As Park Slope spreads its wings and flies, to Fourth Avenue and beyond, a shocker comes in from the South:

Heard this rumor that one of the Strokes (and his black Range Rover) moved to Park Slope (south slope) on 15th Street between 6th and 7th ave...

Now, we have experience in this situation, so before we jump to conclusions we'll just say HOLY SHIT A STROKE MOVED TO BROOKLYN AND NOW THE SOUTH SLOPE IS THE KEWLEST NEIGHBORHOOD IN THE WORLD AND WAY AWESOMER THAN WILLIAMSBURG BECAUSE THE 'BURG IS FOR TURDS. Thank you."

Could it be that a bonafide Stroke is gracing our neighborhood with his greasy, retro-rock presence? But which Stroke?
Is it...


The lead singer one, whose dad owns the modelling agency?

Is it... the Drew Barrymore one? (probably not)

Is it... one of the other three whose names and faces I can't remember? (hmm, not especially helpful for sightings in the ''outdoor seating area'' of Bar 4, or while picking up a six-pack and some hair grease at La Dolce Vita.)

Unsubstantiated rumor or no, one fact emerges with crystal clarity: THE 'BURG IS FOR TURDS might be the best catchphrase ever. Who wants to print t-shirts?!