OCness: The Sexpisode

Just so you know, I called the whole sex-and-death montage thing. And so it came to pass: while Marissa and Ryan were getting it on in a tiki hut, Jimmy Cooper was getting wacked by the Newport mafia. However, I was wrong about the dying part. Instead he's presumably sailing his busted face away to ports unknown.

Aren't you wondering where you've seen that "dean of discipline" before? Well, I'll tell you: he's "the Gregster" (gay football player who gets used by Pacey) from Cruel Intentions. No, I didn't need imdb for that -- I'm just. that. good.

Thus endeth the self-promotional OC rundown.