Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Near misses

A man got his hand caught in the subway door during my commute home from work the other day, the way you do when you're thrusting your arm in, trying to stop the doors from sliding closed. But this man's hand was very stuck. He couldn't draw it back outside the car, and the doors weren't opening to let him slide in. The train sat in the station for a few seconds...and a few more seconds...and the man tugged on his hand and craned his neck down towards the conductor's car, because surely the conductor must see that his hand is caught? All eyes in our car were on this man, who, it suddenly became distinctly possible, might momentarily be dragged off before our eyes. Stop, I wanted to yell, someone's hand is caught! but I knew the conductor couldn't possibly hear me, so all I could do was draw in my breath.

Finally, after an eternity of seconds, the doors conceded and sprang open. The man staggered into the car. Five more commuters piled in behind him.


Riding home around 9PM tonight, the woman across from me was knitting an electric-blue something -- a scarf, it looked like. At 7th Avenue she stood up, setting her work and the ball of yarn in her tote bag, and walked to the train doors. As she walked, the ball of yarn toppled out of her bag and onto the floor, dangling by an electric-blue strand, but she didn't see it. She leaned out of the train doors to check the stop, and the ball trailed behind her -- and then it kept rolling right into the gap, the one you're supposed to mind when stepping off the train. She tried to fish it up by pulling the string, but the ball stayed down below. She tried again -- and now the train doors were about to close on the dangling string. I had a vision of the ball of yarn catching on something, of the force pulling her through the doors, of an arm being caught, a face smashed against the glass. All I could do was draw in my breath -- and the doors started to close, and she let the half-finished electric blue scarf fall from her hands beneath the tracks, joining the ball of yarn.

She walked back to her seat with a funny pout, the same one Sarah made when I told her this story. I know that expression; the one New Yorkers make that says "did anyone else witness this totally bizarre thing that just happened to me?" They had. We pouted with her.

"I'm so sorry," I said when I caught her eye. "Thank you," she said.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Pick your apples, not your nose: a Sage Advice guide to the fall harvest

On our way home from a wedding in Connecticut this weekend, we took a side trip to Lyman Orchards in Middletown for some apple-picking (and, as it so happened, some egregious kettle corn consumption). We did a LOT of apple taste-testing. Here are a few I brought home with me:


Yellow Delicious: Did you know there's a difference between Yellow Delicious and Golden Delicious? Well, there totally is. In fact, they are two completely different kinds of delicious. While GD is that grocery store apple we all know and love (see below), YD packs a lip-smackin' punch of tartness, like an apple Jolly Rancher. Highly recommended for those of you who like Sour Patch Kids.

Golden Delicious: Many of our party expressed that this is their favorite kind of omnipresent grocery store apple, but they are even better when picked directly from the tree -- unfailingly crisp and delicious, never mealy and mushy. Unless you try to eat a rotten one, but you wouldn't do that.

Jonamac: I heart these the best. They somehow manage to taste like the watermelon Jolly Rancher. Sweet and awesome. Apple-y heaven.

Rome: We had high hopes for the Rome apple. We even skipped down the orchard path singing "Ro-ome if you want to, Rome around the woooorld!" But Rome was a major letdown. Its skin was incredibly tough and it took forever to chew, leaving a mealy taste in the mouth. (I abhor mealiness in apples, in case you can't tell.) And the payoff -- the flavor -- was just not there. Next!

I can't remember the name of this variety (it was either the Macoun or the Empire), so I'll just call it
Red Menace: This is one bad-ass apple. It's dark red -- blood-red, you might say. It's a bit smaller and rounder than those other apples; almost plum-like. A very comely fruit, indeed. It belongs in one of those Lolita Lempicka ads. And the taste is sweet and juicy in an almost magical way.