Superfun Death-o-meter!
Pat Kiernan informed me over my Kashi oatmeal this morning that today's New York Post contains a semi-scientific death calculator (which the Post instructively uses on Paris Hilton). So of course I went and looked it up as soon as I got to work. As it turns out, I am set to live to the ripe old age of
113.5
...which seems a bit generous even for a non-slutty female Scrabble enthusiast such as myself, but I trust that I'm still looking forward to at least a few Paris Hilton-free decades on this earth.
113.5
...which seems a bit generous even for a non-slutty female Scrabble enthusiast such as myself, but I trust that I'm still looking forward to at least a few Paris Hilton-free decades on this earth.
posted by MTL at 11:12 PM
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Denise & I are going to live to 104 and 95, respectively. You kicked our asses! Denise thinks it's because I make her jaywalk...
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