"I wish we WERE yuppies!"

Ever read the headline of one of those newsmagazine "trend" pieces and go, "oh crap, I bet that's me"?

The Rise of the 'Yupster' - Newsweek Periscope - MSNBC.com

As it turns out, I'm not a yupster. I do own music by Sufjan Stevens, but I've never set foot inside a Land Rover. (Luckily, the article says nothing about Anthropologie.)


"Young, upwardly mobile, professional...those are good things, not bad things!"