Down with Christmahanukwanzakah! Up with Christmahanukwanasolstiversary!!

Virgin Mobile totally stole their new ad campaign, Christmahanukwanzakah, from Cyrus and I. (And probably The O.C., but that's beside the point.)

However, our holiday -- Christmahanukwanasolstiversary -- is different and clearly better, because it also includes nods to Wiccan celebrations and our 16-month anniversary. So screw you, Virgin!


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