Your Homeland Security at Work

Scene: Laguardia airport, midnight in late August. Players: Airport employee #1; Airport employee #2 ("Hector"); a large black duffel bag.

Employee #1, walking by: Hey, Hector! Whose bag is that?

Hector, glances at duffel bag sitting unguarded under row of chairs: Umm... I don't know.

Employee #1: How long's it been sitting there?

Hector: Dunno... dunno.

Employee #1: Got something in it? Looks like it.

Hector: Umm...Looks like it. Yep.

Employee #1: Well, ah, better move it over there along the wall or something.

Hector, not moving: O.K.